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The box. You opened it, we came.

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

St Patrick's day is stupid

I’m getting married soon and I should delete all evidence of being this lame

St Patrick’s day is stupid

How low can you go

How low can you go

Mentally making phone calls to dead ppl today

My fucking face when the freebird solo comes on

Yo whatup it’s calories Campbell your fidddnizz instructor

Futurity sassessment

Some additional measures

Hacky sacks are so buttchuggalicious

Everyone needs tv wheels

It can be scary to get a pizza with 2 many onions

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It is theoretically possible to make a wallet out of pretzels but it might not be practical or more specifically it wouldnt be very durable

Creating an unhealthy attachment to my friends

I wish

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